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Friday, February 1, 2013

Friday Letters

Dear Kate Spade,

I am your biggest fan. I love everything but usually can't afford it. So, please send me one of the following laptop bags. I know I found them on eBay, but I am pretty sure you have 1 or 2 lying around to send me. I would say fantastical things about you on my blog every week (I probably shouldn't mention that I already do and I don't have very many followers). 

Love,
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I LOVE the bow :)



Dear Dr. Pepper,

Thanks for your awesomeness. I don't think I could make it through a day without you.

Love,
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Dear Walt Disney World,

The ONLY thing that I could think of that would make my vacations with you better is: Dr Pepper. Please add this to all soda fountains A.S.A.P.
p.s. I would settle for Mr. Pibb.

Love,
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Dear Xander,

Please get better soon. Strep throat sucks :(

Love <3 <3,

Mommy




Dear Orbit,

Sweet Mint is the best gum flavor EVER. Please don't ever stop making it or I might go crazy. I appreciate (and others do, as well) how it takes my bad breath away after lunch, like today's chili!!

Love,
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Dear payday,

Thanks for stopping by and leaving me some money. I wish we could see each other more often.

Love,
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Dear Pastor Alois Bell,

You should be ashamed of yourself. Not tipping someone for a service provided is awful. You call yourself a pastor, but how do you show God's work? Think back to the WWJD days, is writing a rude comment on receipt something that Jesus would do? Now you say that you've brought embarrassment to your church and ministry, well DUH!! I don't think you feel bad at all about what happened, I don't think you feel bad about not tipping, I don't think you feel bad about getting the waitress fired, but I do think you feel horrible about someone finding out about your lack of compassion. How would you feel if you provided a service to someone and got paid $2/hr to do it?

Sincerely,
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2 comments:

  1. Laurie @ Stylin SavannaFebruary 2, 2013 at 8:42 AM

    What a crazy story about not leaving a tip! That is SO awful. It especially bugs me because I used to waitress. I'm pretty sure people don't realize that you depend on your tips to make a living. If you can't afford to tip..you can't afford to go out and eat. Period. Oh. and thanks. Now I really want some Dr. Pepper:)

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  2. bonbonFebruary 2, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    I agree with you about the sweet mint gum! It is my total fave. And so crazy about the pastor not tipping. I worked at a restuarant in college and once a guy came in the next day and gave me a $5 because he had forgot the tip the day before. Restored my hope in humanity. Just found your blog and have enjoyed your writing! I'm excited to read more.

    new follower :)
    bonnie
    thelifeofbon.com

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