OMG, I use my Comforts of Home bean pot more for desserts than food. Is that bad?
|There's fudge marble cake in there right now!|
Hey large women with large breasts at the convenience store, OMG wear a freakin' bra with that tank top. No one wants to see that crap. (Disclaimer: I am a larger girl and my twins are ALWAYS held in place with a bra).
OMG, people stop texting and calling me at 8am. It is my summer break and I want to sleep in!!
OMG, I FINALLY remembered to label my pictures and I figured out how to make them look better. It's about time!!
OMG, something is beeping in my house and I can't find it!
OMG, my allergies are KILLING ME!!
OMG, I only have 129 days until my Disney vacation.
OMG, I love Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb.
OMG, yesterday was my 15th wedding anniversary!! I guess since we have made it 15 years, I will keep him for another 15 :)
OMG, thank you Lord that my teenager doesn't post stupid things on Facebook like "inbox me a number and I will rate you" or "inbox me if you think I'm cute." He also doesn't do selfies!!
OMG, the house is so quiet when Eve isn't home.
OMG, my mom just got lost going out of town to someplace we went every year for my childhood! I even programmed the TomTom for her and she still got lost.
Although I think Adam Levine is super hot, OMG his voice is AWFUL!